The thing about Vulgar Blaines is that they just organically present themselves and say “hey ABC, I’m feeling vulgar today” and I say “righto let’s slap some disgusting words on you” and voila- Vulgar Blaine.
Here is THE COMPREHENSIVE LIST, but if that’s not to your liking, then here is a more specific list:
1: “I got this sassy bitch of a cutie in my palms”
2: “Look, I know the fuckin murals on these walls are sweet as shit”
3: “these motherfuckers will keep your sassy ass more protected than my bitchin curls in this hair gel”
4: “Oh I know your sassy little future Kurtis”
5: “Bitch, what the hell you doin?”
6: “you can back me the fuck up by throwin an essay or a tantrum of something”
7: “you’re going to have to speak up”
8: “KURT, Kurt, shit man, look at that dance routine”
9: “Hold the god damn phone, guys”
10: “I swear to wizard god, Wesley”
11: “she’s just a clingy ass hobbit ho with a broken gaydar”
12: ” Those posters are made out of like, tree bark and finger paints these kids are uncultured as hell”
13: “I’m just a hobbit and he’s a fuckin balrog or something”
14: “chill the fuck out Blaine, Karofsky can’t even find us in the shire”
16: “oh my dead god this bitch just keeps talkin forever”
17: “drink your milk and man the fuck up”
18: “That better be a microphone in your pocket” (Though this is a special Vulgar Kurt!)
19: “Kurt really moves me ya know”
20: “I thought maybe you’d wanna go marry the fuck outta me”
21: “I aint never seen that bearded bitch in a single mural”
22: “idk that sassy bitch over at McKinley is hot as hell so maybs”
