(Submitted by vermontypython)

Yo Kurt if you could get your paws off of my coffee and give me half the attention you give your wardrobe in the morning, that’d be great.

Don’t touch me Shuester, I wanna know a couple of things before I join up in this bitch because I transferred to McKinley to ogle Kurt’s sweet booty all day and because you told me that the bitchin ass murals over at Dalton had cousins in this here choir room and all I see are some “you matter” posters…if y’all need a bunch of motivational posters to keep your spirits up then you obviously haven’t even looked at Kurt’s ass ‘cause it’ll make angels and like, sea creatures sing

(Submitted by antejentacularcoffee)